I'm a fucking genius.

August 20, 2014 7:33 pm

batmansymbol:

iamscienceside:

batmansymbol:

science side of tumblr please explain why ice water tastes better than regular water

Because ice is water, and water is water. So if you put ice in water, it’s like… double water.

god damn it science side of tumblr

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7:31 pm

my-dads-the-king-of-hell:

my-dads-the-king-of-hell:

so apparently an arm can sell on the black market for $885, ($500 for the shoulder plus $385 for the hand an forearm) 

and a leg can sell for $500 (at least thats the lowest price of an albino leg so im guessing here) 

So when someone says “That’ll cost an arm ad a leg” they are roughly asking for $1,335

which is less than i would have guessed. 

i didn’t spend this much time researching the cost of limbs on the black market for one note

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7:31 pm
awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

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7:29 pm
mlssfortune:

kneeldownbitches:

mlssfortune:

gonna give the boys at my school a taste of their own medicine

Let me tell you something. This shit is so strong that you only need to use it one time for a god damn week. This flowery bullshit woke me straight up from my sleep when my roommate used it. And if you think leaving the area is gonna help well then you’re fucking wrong. It stank up the whole fucking house. All I could smell was the female equivalent of what the fucking male spray does. I’m one more nights-sleep-ruined away from pulling a SloMoGuy’s and taking an axe to the damn can.

do you.. do you need a hug

mlssfortune:

kneeldownbitches:

mlssfortune:

gonna give the boys at my school a taste of their own medicine

Let me tell you something. This shit is so strong that you only need to use it one time for a god damn week. This flowery bullshit woke me straight up from my sleep when my roommate used it. And if you think leaving the area is gonna help well then you’re fucking wrong. It stank up the whole fucking house. All I could smell was the female equivalent of what the fucking male spray does. I’m one more nights-sleep-ruined away from pulling a SloMoGuy’s and taking an axe to the damn can.

do you.. do you need a hug

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7:26 pm

hellataylorswift:

me trying to flirt

image

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7:24 pm

weavemunchers:

my personality is 30% the last movie I watched

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7:23 pm 7:20 pm 7:20 pm 7:20 pm

invader-grim:

"bisexuals are just confused"

this is 100% true. many things confuse me. algebra, 19th century welsh fairy tales, bigots.

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