I'm a fucking genius.

September 1, 2014 12:33 am

kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

(via allo-nsy)

August 31, 2014 10:09 pm

avatardsherlockian:

killjoysandcastiel:

colesun:

sheetofsound:

ghoulishghosty:

also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”

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Why is it on a pieCE OF CHEESE

Why do you make your senteNCES CAPITALIZED AS THEY PROGRESS

because it proviDES A SENSE OF SUDDEN ANGER/REALIZATION

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10:09 pm

Daniel Radcliffe on the costumes he saw at Comic Con 2014

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10:08 pm 10:08 pm
outerspacecake:

how do I live knowing this lamp exists and I don’t have it

outerspacecake:

how do I live knowing this lamp exists and I don’t have it

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10:43 am

rupsidaisy:

gay8:

fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

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10:42 am

tommarvalo:

marvel’s got movies planned out for the next fourteen years god damn i don’t even know what i’m going to be doing in an hour…

(Source: ashtonxrwins, via humoristics)

10:40 am

unwakeable:

that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either

(via disorder)

10:40 am

intense-silence:

nottdead:

evilfeminist:

Found a paper I wrote in 5th grade that I got an ‘f’ on.

My prompt was “Imagine you are sitting on a cloud, what would you do or see” 

I wrote,

"I would see the ground as I fell because I would fall through it because in science you told us that clouds were just water mists."

Basically the American education system.

wtf serious

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August 30, 2014 11:42 pm

One of the many things Bill Nye taught me

viridianeyes:

poeticallyhighdreams:

boobiemun:

The difference between milk snakes and coral snakes is a crucial key to not dying. Coral snakes are extremely dangerous, and despite the low bite ratio, they can and will bite you if you’re not careful. Milk snakes are totally okay and chill. So remember, everyone.

If red touches yellow, you’re a dead fellow

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But if red touches black, you’re okay jack

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I read this as milk shakes and was very confused

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