I'm a fucking genius.

July 30, 2014 4:57 pm

fuzzleyan:

I love video games. I love video games a lot.

I am terrible at video games.

(via not-the-sheriffs-secret-police)

4:57 pm

necrophilofthefuture:

I had to read an ID number that started with “H” to some lady over the phone and she goes “A?” but my mind went blank and I couldn’t think of any words that start with H so I went “no, H… as in… horticulture…?”

4:56 pm 4:53 pm 4:53 pm July 29, 2014 9:45 pm
elmakias:

cautioniscalling:

Adam gets it

we are all just trying to have a good time. 

elmakias:

cautioniscalling:

Adam gets it

we are all just trying to have a good time. 

(via ohmywideeyedgaze)

9:43 pm

consultingsonic:

madblackgirl:

team 5’5 and under where ya at

they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12

(Source: blackfemalepresident, via humancum)

9:41 pm 6:17 pm

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

(via refrigeratorlord)

6:17 pm