I'm a fucking genius.

April 23, 2014 12:04 am

dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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12:03 am

thisisthedoctorsdesign:

you see, it’s a metaphor

you nominate Leonardo DiCaprio for an Oscar but you don’t let him win

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12:02 am 12:02 am

theanti90smovement:

[rubs my chin intelligently] the solar system is quite large

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12:02 am

le-claire-de-lune:

I have been waiting for this post you have no idea. 

(Source: buckybarens, via theavengersbrokethephonebox)

12:01 am
sofapizza:

slunchy:

baby wipes


well that’s disarming.

sofapizza:

slunchy:

baby wipes

well that’s disarming.

(Source: heroinych, via theavengersbrokethephonebox)

12:01 am

fishingboatproceeds:

Announcement: Henceforth my tumblr will be a Prince George Appreciation Blog.

(Source: everythingroyalty, via fiftyshadesofastudyinpink)

12:00 am

gwennovynne:

when u can’t figure out how to reblog something because of someone’s theme

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April 22, 2014 11:59 pm

deluminator:

deluminator:

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom 

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11:58 pm